VLADDY CHILL

Robinhood gave this man a blockchain.

We are asking him nicely to calm the f*$k down.

CA: 0xD16a98d1481007fDcA46741aAc3f586c5AfD3D11

TOKENOMICS

Supply: 1,000,000,000

Fees: 1%*

70% OF ALL FEES → $VLADCHILL HOLDERS
Distributed as GME.

HOLD $VLADCHILL. GET GME.

GME rewards run in recurring distribution rounds, with rounds eligible to begin as frequently as every 6 hours. Timing and reward amounts depend on trading fees generated, holder eligibility and successful execution of each distribution round.

VLADDY CHILL NEWS NETWORK

BREAKING NEWS

JANUARY 28, 2021

THE BUY BUTTON DISAPPEARS.

Robinhood restricts purchases of GME and other meme stocks.

The internet takes this extremely well.

🟢 BREAKING: GME BUY BUTTON MISSING 🟢 VLADDY STILL NOT CHILL 🟢 ROBINHOOD CHAIN DETECTED 🟢 $VLADCHILL DEPLOYED 🟢 PLEASE REMAIN DEGENERATE 🟢

5 YEARS LATER...

THEY GAVE HIM A FUCKING BLOCKCHAIN.

Robinhood Chain.
Tokenized assets.
24/7 markets.
Onchain finance.

We have seen enough.

VLADDY. CHILL.

INSTITUTIONAL-GRADE VLAD MONITORING TECHNOLOGY

VLADDY CHILL-O-METER™

😌 CHILLUNHINGED 🚨

UNHINGED INDEX: ??/100

CURRENT STATUS:

VLAD STATUS UNKNOWN

Press the button. He's probably doing something.

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NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. BARELY ADVICE.

THE INTERVENTION

STEP 1

Acquire questionable internet currency.

STEP 2

Buy $VLADCHILL.

STEP 3

Bond this bitch.

STEP 4

Finally Chill

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

$VLADCHILL is a meme.It cannot make Vlad chill.We have asked.He continues building things.

No promises. No roadmap. No bullshit. Just Vladdy Chill.

VLADCHILL is an unofficial meme project and is not affiliated with Vlad Tenev, Robinhood or GameStop.